What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Where I work there are several blessed young ladies with fine figures and sexy blond hair reaching down to their rear ends. Being a representative of the Mormon faith I am trying to find a conservative way to approach these ladies. I consider myself to be overly timid in these matters but my usual line is, "wow, you're so hot you could be in porn."

Is there a more conservative way to approach these women (I don't want them to shy away from my advances and I want them to understand that I am a good LDS man)? Thanks for your help prayer pilgrims! Any suggestions would be much welcome! Many celestial wishes my Mormon Brothers and Sisters!

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

This poster changes his name more times than his shirt, and definitely has issues with women and sex. I invite everyone to read his other questions which reveal a disturbed and possibly dangerous personality.

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Say, "Want to see my magical underwear?"

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

How bout, as a pick up line say "Hi, I'm a returned missionary. Who under immense church and cultural pressure wants to get married and fast."

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Say "I know you can't go to the highest heaven when you die but I can show you a lil heaven here on earth."

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Or---wanna see my Joey Smith??

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Look at them.....think of the UGLIEST person you know...and imagine them...then talk to the person as if they're ugly.

You'll keep your cool, but you should still be polite to them, and they'll think you're a genuinely nice guy and you might even get their numbers.

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

Do the "Joseph Smith".

Its when you walk up and say:

"God said if you dont have sex with me he will kill you"

"And when were done, you must sell your farm to make money for my new book"

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

I'd suggest LSD.

That or you could say:

'Hey, baby, ever wanted to be one of a dozen wives?"

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

don't you guys usually date your cousins?id say family reunion, little water(cause god knows cant drink anything else)then you have to explain away your funny underwear(sorry temple garb)you say tomatoes i say tomato. then tell her about how you want to have 5 wives but shell be your fave

What is the best way for a LDS member to greet a pretty young woman?

"Hello" usually works.