Monday, July 27, 2009

My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to bury her in the sand, why is she mad?

So I buried her the sand really deep and we started kissing. She said it was kinda hot and wanted to do something kinky. So I my balls in her face and she hesitated but went along with it. Then I blew a fart that make her hair move and she flinched. She said 'you stupid-' but before she finished I dropped a batch on her and she started screaming and I helped her get out of the sand. Was she just claustraphobic? I don't know why she was being such a drama queen!



My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to bury her in the sand, why is she mad?

Dude you have issues...



My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to bury her in the sand, why is she mad?

It was probably just "that time of the month" for her. Try it again next week and see what she thinks. A little more foreplay would help as well, girls are all sensitive and crap.



My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to bury her in the sand, why is she mad?

Well that really was scream.Did it do anything for her shampoo.You may have to keep this up

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